I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Green mimosas i think yes
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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