Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
