have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
This house was built for laser tag.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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