I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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