Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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