Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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