vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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