quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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