just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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