I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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