Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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