question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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