dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
