that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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