No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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