Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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