How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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