What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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