That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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