And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
All I want is dick and wine.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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