That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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