I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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