no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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