Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
