Ambien. No doubt about it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
