We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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