I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
ok first of all what the fuck
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