i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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