yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So many bounce houses so little time
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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