gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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