Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just cropdusted the office
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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