i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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