who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I want her autograph on my taint
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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