Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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