Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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