I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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