It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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