Moan for me like Helen Keller
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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