Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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