Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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