Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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