We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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