I feel great
I just peed on a car
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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