do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That accounts for only three of the penises
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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