I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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