thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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