Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize