it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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