so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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