And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Randomize
