i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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