is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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