a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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