he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its not stalking. its research.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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